Man claims he was too busy having sex with sis to steal a TV, cops say10/18/2012
When police apprehended siblings Robert and Amanda Larrivee for allegedly trying to steal a TV from the bathroom of a Massachusetts bar, Robert, 38, reportedly told the cops they weren't stealing a TV, they were having sex. A witness says the two were "ripping" a TV off the bathroom wall, and the manager locked the Larrivees in the bathroom before calling the police. Police say a TV had been removed from the bathroom wall and charged both siblings with larceny, though charges against Amanda, 30, were later dropped (she says she’s humiliated by her brother’s sex claims). We’re guessing Robert is unaware that incest is also illegal in Massachusetts and can net him 20 years in prison. [Source]
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