Pill promises to turn your poop into glittering gold

​Feeling less than impressed by what you see every time you head to the bathroom for a No. 2? It's time to add a glamorous touch to your poo with these Gold Pills from Tobias Wong and J.A.R.K. The pills are 20mm-long, 24-karat gold-leaf capsules that promise to "turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth." The pills go for $425, but that's all part of the plan. Wong conceived them as part of his INDULGENCES line that comments on society's "ever-expanding market of luxury items." But if you're more into silver, Wong also designed those in 1998. Silver or gold? Decisions, decisions.